Learning through experiance

When staying in another country one becomes pretty alert about the environment, the people and the every day life. So far this is what i've picked up on:

a) Every 3rd person on the street has a tattoo
b) Looks are number 1, 2 and 3....so good bodies are seen frequently.
c) Because it's so warm those good bodies are easily viewable due to the lack of clothes (or the small amount of clothes).
d) Big bums are common and popular on girls.
e) The men on the street think that our name is Linda....(muhahaha...this is such a funny joke).
f) Leave the shyness at home...there is no space for it.
g) The bus drivers drive like there is a woman in labour somewere and all of us should witness the birth of the babie.
h) The swimwear are made by a stingy person, who is saving the material. 1000 bikinis of 1,5 meter of material. You can imagin how small they are.
i) Caiprinha are not only tasty but they're about 40%.....oh and the bottle is less than 3 euros. So you must assume that me and the Miss Frida re in heaven. Mostly cause we're friggin osssom in making them!!!
j) Sex is no secret. If you want it you ask for it or simply go for it..hence Miss Frida witnessed some relatively messed up people gettin out of the toilet and they had not yet put their clothes in place....classy!
k) If you're feeling desperate (and me and the miss Frida don't feel like that because of our fabulousness) you just go into the sea un Copacabana and swim towards the next male or female and you're set!

I will keep on adding to this list, so keep updated!